Freebsd Fortunes 4

I am just a nice, clean-cut Mongolian boy.
                -- Yul Brynner, 1956

I am looking for a honest man.
                -- Diogenes the Cynic

I am NOMAD!

I am not a crook.
                -- Richard Nixon

I am not a politician and my other habits are also good.
                -- A. Ward

I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today.
                -- William Allen White

I am not an Economist.  I am an honest man!
                -- Paul McCracken

I am not now and never have been a girl friend of Henry Kissinger.
                -- Gloria Steinem

I am of the belief that catnip arrived on the planet in the same spaceship
that delivered cats. It is the only thing they have from their home
planet. Tuna, chicken, sparrow-brains, etc., these are all things of our
world that they like, but catnip is crack from home.
                -- Bill Cole

I am professionally trained in computer science, which is to say
(in all seriousness) that I am extremely poorly educated.
                -- Joseph Weizenbaum, "Computer Power and Human Reason"